Thursday, December 14, 2023

Ice Cream Index Appendix

After I finished the Ice Cream Index I started thinking about places where I've visited churches and how that compared to countries where I've eaten ice cream and, after several attempts, created the following image.  It illustrates the relationship between countries where I've visited churches, worshipped in churches, and eaten ice cream.

 
I leave you to draw your own conclusions about what this could possibly mean.
 
 

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

The Ice Cream Index

The week before last I saw an ad for a product that let you record and display how many countries you've visited.  This led me to ponder the eternal question of what counts as having "visited" a country.  Is it:

  • passing through an airport?
  • eating a meal?
  • getting a stamp in your passport?
  • buying souvenirs?
  • spending a night? 
  • something else?

And it came to me that the appropriate way to gauge whether or not I personally have truly "visited" a country is if I've eaten ice cream there.

(I'm using "ice cream" as an umbrella term for frozen treats eaten with a spoon or from a cone, regardless of local names or variations in recipe.)

I feel this is a good gauge of whether or not I've "visited" a country, because the longer you've spent in a place, the more opportunity you've had to eat dessert.  One could counter that not having eaten ice cream somewhere could just mean you weren't there during ice cream season; the fact that I ate gelato for dinner in Florence in December should make clear that I believe that there is no such thing as Not Ice Cream Season (sell me ice cream all year round, you cowards).  To that end, I have categorized all of the countries I've "visited" based on the likelihood I consumed ice cream there.  Feel free to use this system in discussing your own travels.

🍦🍦🍦 (three cones): I definitely ate ice cream in this country
the US
Spain
Slovakia
Austria
the UK
Italy
Türkiye

🍦🍦 (two cones): it is possible that I ate ice cream in this country
Portugal
France
Canada
Gibraltar
Croatia
Poland

🍦 (one cone): it is unlikely that I ate ice cream in this country
Hungary
Switzerland
Germany
Ireland
Czech Republic

🥦 (broccoli): I definitely did not eat ice cream in this country
Andorra
Vatican City
Liechtenstein
Morocco
Romania

Sunday, October 8, 2023

Flashback: UK 2022

One year ago we were in the UKWhen we returned I, in order to acknowledge that we had been out doing cool things, posted somewhat vague but sincere shoutouts on FacebookHereafter they are belatedly expanded upon. 

Shoutouts for this trip, in no particular order and probably leaving things out, to  

the people of Wales: You might remember that on my last trip to Wales a nice family drove me from the train station in Bangor to my lodgings in CaernarfonOn this trip, the Welsh continued to be the bestA helpful service that the Cardiff council offers is the Mobility Buggy, a golf cart that will take people who need a little help getting around between two prearranged points in the city centerThey have a handy online form that you fill out in advance, and when you arrive at your pickup point the buggy is there waitingI submitted the form on Sunday evening, so less than 24 hours before we’d need the buggy, and didn’t receive a confirmation email before we left; but when we strolled out of Cardiff Central train station there it was, an unmissable purple cart with a jovial driver.  We piled in and were off, zipping through mainly pedestrian streets while our driver chatted to us about where we were from, sharing that his wife had recently returned from a trip to the StatesHe was also one of those people who knows everyone, because he greeted several people we passed on the wayMum, who was riding in the front, was especially impressed by his remote control that let him make traffic-control bollards retractI was sitting facing the back, and found that it was the most purely fun part of the trip(It being fun is not at all meant to detract from the fact that this is a great service to help make the city more accessible, and one that more places should emulateIt was one of several accessibility efforts that I noticed in the UK; another was that many restaurants there are diligent about informing diners about allergens, much more so than I’ve seen anywhere in the States.)  

The first driver of the hop-on-hop-off we got in Cardiff unexpectedly and kindly sold me a discounted ticket, in addition to the concession fares that the older members of the party were actually entitled toAnd the women who worked at the Welsh cake shop and tea shop we visited were both pleasant.   

 

Bath Abbey: I wasn’t expecting much out of Bath, to be honest.  Novels make it sound like kind of a nightmare—although, to be fair, those mostly focus on the interiors and social situations, not so much on the city itselfIt’s also so modern (says the medievalist).  And true, the Royal Crescent is boring; the shape of it is unusual, but the enforced uniformity of the individual homes on the facade represents a rigidity that is all that I don’t care for in the Georgian era.  So I went into Bath Abbey with low expectations.  The building has been renovated several times since the 16th century, and many of the memorials inside are from recent centuries.  (It has one of those old threadbare American flags that I always love to see in British cathedrals, because it reminds me of our shared history, particularly of the World Wars era.  Regimental flags, heraldry, and some beat-up old Stars and Stripes.)  Many of the churches that we went in on this trip were decorated for their harvest festivals, which added a charming autumnal element; at Bath Abbey there were further installations.  One, in a side chapel, was a tree made of branches and decorated by children with rag pennants and recycled ornaments to call attention to environmental issues.  I wish they’d made replicas of some of the ornaments to sell, because I would have paid good money for the slice of wood with a helpfully-labeled bear drawn on it.  Sincere props to the kid who made that.  The other was simpler: just four white freestanding letters that spelled HOPE, lit with colored lights.  

 

One of the things that I appreciated about Bath Abbey was that there was at least one clergy member roaming aboutHe talked to me briefly as I admired a memorial stone set in the floor, and Mum said she saw him praying with other guestsMost great churches have staff or volunteer docents around to answer questions; I don’t know that I’ve ever seen actual spiritual leaders interacting with visitors to share their faith and the meaning behind the architecture and art.  

 

Andy the cab driver: We took a lot of taxis on this tripAndy picked us up at the Cam & Dursley station, and on the drive to Wotton-under-Edge he told us about growing up in the areaLike many of the people we talked to, he was down-to-earth and pleasant. 

 

Jeff and Janet Walshe at the Wotton-under-Edge Heritage Centre: Wotton-under-Edge is a lovely town in the CotswoldsThough I hadn’t heard of it before, it turns out plenty of other Americans have; it’s located along the Cotswolds Way, a walking route from Bath to Chipping Camden.  The town has architecture that runs the gamut from medieval to modernPerhaps its most famous building is the Ancient Ram Inn, called one of the most haunted places in the countryIt now seems to cater mainly to ghost huntersWe had tea and, later, cider in the bar of the Swan Hotel, a 17th century coaching inn, and the nearby Star Inn, from the 16th century, was getting a fresh coat of paint while we were there. 


The Heritage Centre in Wotton is run by volunteers, among whom are the WalshesThey gave up their day to take us on a tour of the area, including a visit to Newark Park, a National Trust property not far from WottonNewark Park began as a Tudor hunting lodge, and additions were built in subsequent centuriesInside they have a model that’s a 3D puzzle; each addition is labeled with its time period, so it’s easier to see how its owners changed the shape of the building.  I thought that model was geniusSince the last private owners in the 20th century used it as their home, Newark Park isn’t decorated to any one time period, but with a mixture of furnishings from various eras and countries.  It’s set in extensive grounds, and the top floor has views of the surrounding countryside for miles; should you not care to venture far afield, the formal garden near the house is beautiful, and blooming even in October.  

 

Something Wotton had that I’d never seen before were its almshousesThe town has not one but three sets of almshouses, originally designated as dwellings for the poorVisitors can walk through the courtyard and chapel of the Perry & Dawes almshouses, where people still live. 

 

Wotton is one of the smaller towns I’ve been to in the UK.  On previous trips I hadn’t had much time to get out of bigger cities and towns, so the opportunity to simply ride a bus through the countryside was welcomeWotton is picturesque, the English village as you imagine itI went into a greengrocers to buy some apples and had my purchases rung up by a preteen who was learning to work the till, guided by a woman I presume was the proprietressA storefront had a Union Jack bunting and a cardboard cutout of the late Queen in her younger yearsIt was a wonderful place, with kind and generous hosts.  

 

Welsh cakes and chai: Over the road from Cardiff Castle is one of the city’s arcades.  These are narrow Victorian-era covered streets, lined with shops and officesAt the entrance to Castle Arcade is Fabulous Welshcakes (they also have a location at Mermaid Quay near Cardiff Bay)I don’t know why I wasn’t aware of Welsh cakes when I first went to Wales; I knew of and had bara brith then, but not Welsh cakes.  They’re small lightly-spiced cakes cooked on a stone or griddleTraditional ones have currants in them, but nowadays bakeries make them in different flavors—chocolate is an obvious choice—or to fit different dietary needsWe had both traditional and white chocolate cakes; both were very good, though it had to have helped that they were still warm from the griddle.  As I write this I have a Welsh cakes recipe open in another tab, so I might try my hand at making them sometime soon. 

 

Further into Castle Arcade is a tea shop called Bird & BlendThey had an almost overwhelming number of tea choices, but I got a spiced pumpkin pie matcha chai latteThat and the chai latte I had at New Cut Coffee Co. in Bristol were better than the regular English breakfast teas I had other places.    

 

the striking rail workers: ASLEF, the Associated Society of Locomotive Engineers and Firemen, had planned to begin striking in SeptemberThey pushed back the strike until after Queen Elizabeth’s funeral.   

 

(Maybe I just didn’t visit a tacky enough souvenir shop, but I was expecting to see at least a postcard of King Charles.  A couple of places had knickknacks commemorating the late Queen; I vacillated over buying one of them, and ultimately did notI didn’t see anything with KCIII on it, though.) 

 

Unfortunately for us, that meant that union members wouldn’t be working while we were there.  At first the strike was only planned for October 1st and 8th; then they added the 5th; and finally it was the 1st and 5th through 8thAs most of the day trips we’d planned involved a return (that’s “round trip” for our American friends) journey on the Great Western Railway (GWR), the strike dates were daunting.  With the power of the Internet, though, we were able to find alternate transportation to all but one of our planned destinations. We made it from Heathrow to Paddington Station in London and from Paddington to Temple Meads in Bristol at the end of September with no problems; the next two days we spent getting acquainted with Bristol.  Then on Monday the 3rd we got the train to Cardiff and back, and on Tuesday to the Cam & Dursley station en route to Wotton-under-Edge.  Wednesday was a planned buses-only day, to Glastonbury and then Wells, and on Thursday we got the bus to Bath.  Friday was meant to be a visit to Gloucester, one that I’d been looking forward to in part because of the Slovak import store I found online there.  It was not to be, though, because there was no efficient way to get there other than the train. 

 

As we made our way to Temple Meads one morning to catch the hop-on-hop-off bus, one of the strikers made sure to let us know about the possible interruption to serviceThat was the only time we saw any of the strikers; and we made it to all of our most important destinations without problems.  

 

As of October 2023 some ASLEF union members are striking again.   

 

cider: My favorite one was the first I had on the trip: Thatcher’s RascalThe runner-up goes to the cider slush that the kind young woman at the Cider Box at Wapping Wharf let me sample. 

 

(I don't know if it’s generational or geographical or what, but I noticed more people using “lovely” as an endearment rather than “love.”) 

 

a Slovak chocolate smuggler who will remain unidentified for their safety: Thanks to them, and a not-so-clandestine handoff in front of Buckingham Palace, I came home with six Studentska barsThis person also endured almost three hours round-trip of travel on the Piccadilly line to have dinner with us at our hotel near Heathrow, which was very kind and patient of themAlmost a decade had passed between the last time I saw them and this, which was far too long, and hopefully will not happen again(Spoiler alert: I got to see them again in September 2023, not even a whole year laterThis is a pattern I would like to continue.) 

 

Bath Aqua Glass: Not far from the abbey and Roman baths is this shop filled with beautiful glass objectsIt was one of those stores that’s full of ethereal, awe-inspiring things that you’d like to live amongThe white and blue-painted exterior of the shop contrasts with blue glass ornaments hung in and around the windows and doors, and is just beautiful. 

 

Bristol: I’d never given much thought to Bristol beforeWe chose it for this trip because it was a central location to other places we wanted to go, with good transportation optionsI liked it—it seemed easier to get around than London can be, and was welcoming and laid-back. 

 

Bristol is home to the Anglican church of St Mary Redcliffe (Redcliffe being the name of the part of the city, and appended to help distinguish it from any other churches dedicated to St Mary in Bristol), which Queen Elizabeth I visited and called “The fairest, goodliest and most famous parish church in England.”  We toured the church as visitors on Saturday, and then worshiped there on Sunday morningIf you’ve never worshiped in a historic building of your faith, then I encourage you to do soAs I’ve said before, I’m always humbled by and thankful for the continuity of faith that I feel at those timesAnd though perhaps less majestic than St Mary’s, Bristol Cathedral has a truly beautiful garden, one of those that exists in that state between manicured and wild. 

Bristol is a fairly big city—the population is almost half a million—though not in the top ten of the UK’s most populous areas (Wikipedia has its greater metropolitan area as #11).  Banksy is allegedly from the city, and there are several of his works around.  It’s got a university.  Aardman Animations, home of Wallace and Gromit, is there, and there’s street art featuring Wallace, Gromit, and Shaun. 
 

One of the things about Bristol that was unexpected and interesting was its perspective on the slave tradeAs a port city, much of Bristol’s wealth was from trade, and that included trade in peopleThough the UK abolished the importation of slaves and slavery itself before most of the New World, it still benefited from the institutionYou might remember that in 2020 Black Lives Matter protesters defaced and then tore down a statue of slave trader Edward Colston; that was in BristolA set of stained glass panels commemorating Colston were also removed from St Mary Redcliffe, with a contest held to design replacement panelsThe new panels, though not yet made, are illustrated here. 

 

In St Mary Redcliffe and Bristol Cathedral there are informational texts about the city’s role in slaveryFor someone living in the American South, the British perspective on the issue was not so familiar as the perspective and narratives we hear hereI also appreciated that places around the city were so forthcoming in discussing slavery and its legacy.   

 

One thing that I read about slightly too late before we left was The Matthew.  The first Matthew was the ship sailed by Zuan “John Cabot” Chabotto from Bristol to the New World in the 15th century; there’s a small model of it in St Mary Redcliffe, and a statue of Cabot near the Floating Harbour.  And moored at Princes Wharf is a full-size replica, called The Matthew of Bristol.  Not only can you walk aboard the ship, but they also take it out for tours through the Avon Gorge.  By the time I learned about the cruises the only sailing that we could make was sold out, and though I emailed to get put on the waiting list for tickets, none came available.  Next time we go we’ll have to book our spots in advance, because that cruise on a sailing ship would be SO COOL.  

 
the pelicans: Who knew pelicans lived in St James’s Park in LondonNot me.  But the Royal Parks website says there have been pelicans in the park, one of those adjacent to Buckingham Palace, since the 17th century.  

 

Isambard Kingdom Brunel: The man, the myth, the legendHe’s all over Bristol, as one of the premier engineers of the Industrial Revolution: the SS Great Britain, Clifton Suspension Bridge, and Temple Meads station were all designed by him.  The latter even has a statue of him outside of it, and he’s featured in mosaic work inside.    

 

This photo is a great depiction of himWe should all be photographed at our jobs looking so hardcore. 


stained glass rearrangers:
Some of the medieval stained glass windows at St Mary Redcliffe and Wells Cathedral were damaged by Cromwell’s troops in the 17th century.  (Cromwell is, of course, right up there with Henry VIII as a wretched and accursed iconoclast.)  Despite the damage, pieces of glass were somehow preserved until the 19th century, when they were reassembled; Joseph Bell is cited as responsible for this work at St Mary RedcliffeThis was not generally a case of putting a puzzle back together, thoughLikely because pieces were broken or lost, the windows have not been restored to their original state; instead, they’ve been fit back together however possibleIt was not a technique I remember having seen before, but some of the results, while not what the original glaziers intended, were cool.
 
and every person in Britain who has tended a garden or window box or hanging planter this year: More than one person told us that the flowers looked better earlier in the year.  Meanwhile, I was blown away by how many were still blooming.  I’d been thinking that there probably wouldn’t be much in the way of flowers around in October, so seeing so many was a welcome surprise.  The dahlias in particular were going strong, and some of them were massive.