Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Homemade Knedľa

Woe is me for living in a place with no Slovak restaurants.  (Let's face it, the States isn't big on Slovak restaurants in general; your best bets are New York or Chicagoland.  There are also a few Czech food trucks in the Northwest.)  If Ahab can't go to the Slovak food, the Slovak food must come to Ahab.

When my dad was making pork for dinner last night, I decided we needed to have an appropriate side dish.  We don't have the right kind of potatoes to make halušky, since it would probably look pretty weird made with little multicolored ones.  We did, however, have all the right ingredients to make knedľa.  Knedľa is a big steamed dumpling, usually in the shape of a loaf, though mine turned out a little more round because of how I had to steam them.  Knedľa is most often served with saucy pork dishes.

Although I'd never made knedľa before, the recipe is pretty straightforward: Activate the yeast, mix it with flour, milk, and egg, knead for a bit, let it rise, form the loaves, and steam them.  For the complete recipe and many more Slovak favorites, check out Slovak Cooking.  I pretty much never underestimate my ability to mess up a recipe, but everything turned out okay. 

Here's the bigger of the two loaves in all its dumplingy glory.  The recipe says to cut the knedľa with a thread or piece of dental floss, but I just used a serrated knife.  Next time I'm going to have to make a proper entree to go with it.  Until then, I (and all of my former students and fellow teachers who saw this same picture on Facebook) am very proud of my successful knedľa. 

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Inspiration: ASCE

"It might make one in love with death, to think that one should be buried in so sweet a place."
Percy Bysshe Shelley on the English Cemetery in Rome

I think I already know the answer to this question, but: Did you know that there is an Association of Significant Cemeteries in Europe?  I only learned this recently, when I'm clearly no longer in Europe. This is the problem.  I learn these things, and then figuratively kick myself, going, "There's a cool cemetery in Montmartre?  Why didn't I go when I was there?"  (Because last time you were in Montmartre you were with a bunch of other high schoolers, Ahab, and on a tour with a tight schedule.  They weren't going to let you wander off to a cemetery by yourself.)  But it's not just Paris; it's Kraków and Porto and Dublin and Vienna.  And on top of that there are the places I haven't been yet, like Berlin and Malmö.

Aside from information about the Association itself and notices about events, tours, and lectures around Europe, the site also has listings for individual cemeteries.  The majority of the descriptions are in English and include general information and history, famous interments and notable monuments, opening times, directions via public transportation, and, of course, photographs.  One navigation difficulty that I've noticed is that although there is an interactive map, clicking on its icons does not take you directly to that cemetery's page.  The best way I've found to navigate is to choose a country from the drop-down list above the map.

Unfortunately, the Association does not include a one cemetery in the Czech Republic or Slovakia.  In my opinion, Olšany Cemetery in Prague rates as "significant," and, although I've not visited it yet, Vyšehrad is full of important Czechs, like Dvořak and Mucha, and on those grounds alone I think it should be included.  It also doesn't have the London cemetery I most want to visit, Highgate.  That said, I'm sure the ASCE has a process for adding sites that I don't understand, and I respect their expertise in matters of historical funerary arts.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Inspiration: Five Minute Getaway

This one's pretty easy.  Five Minute Getaway is one of the newest parts of the Cheezburger Empire.  The site features pictures of beautiful sites from around the world.  According to the website, Five Minute Getaway helps you "travel the world without ever leaving your desk!"  With such lovely pictures, it's easy to want to visit all of these places.  Here are a few examples from places on my wish list.  Mad props to whomever took these brilliant pictures, and 100 internet points to you if you can guess where they are.

vacation travel photos - Moraine Lake, Banff National Park, Alberta CA
vacation travel photos - Bruges, West-Vlaanderen, Belgium

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Inspiration: Condé Nast Traveler

Today the cold water of the pool as we cleaned the filters reminded me of an article in a recent issue of Condé Nast Traveler.  This led me to decide to write about some things that give me ideas about places I'd like to visit, since for the moment my ability to travel is curtailed by the fact that it's bleedin' expensive to do so here in the States.  So here we go with a new series, brilliantly titled "Inspiration."

Traveler is not really a magazine aimed at me, or even the kind of traveler I want to be.  To clarify, it's a travel magazine for people who have lots of expendable income (which I don't, but would like to), and who are willing to go all-out on their holidays.  I think that even if I did have tons of money to spend, I'd still be hesitant to use it to stay in top-end resorts and dine at five-star restaurants.  You know me, I'd rather just buy a bag of rolls and carry them around all day, or have five euro worth of gelato and call that dinner.  But even if I'm not in their target demographic, there are plenty of things to peruse.  There are lots of pretty pictures, there's practical advice about gear and packing and tours and things, there are ads for different destinations, products, and services (including ones for the Boeing 787 Dreamliner, which looks pretty sweet), and there are lots of pretty pictures.  Who's not a sucker for pretty pictures?  If you said you're not, you're lying.

So if you're looking for the best place to buy precious stones or advice about which cruise is right for you, or if you're just looking for an idea about how the other half lives, pick up an issue of Traveler.  Who knows, maybe one day they'll feature the SK in the "Where Are You?" contest and I'll win a fabulous trip.  Check this space for updates until then.

By the way, the article that the pool reminded me about is from this month's issue.  Titled "I Am the Walrus" by Peter Savodnik, it's about taking a "walrus plunge" in Arctic Russia.  The article's on Savodnik's personal site here.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Wish List Addendum: Medieval English Cathedrals

A few years ago I was watching "The Worst Jobs in History," a series I highly recommend, wherein the host, Tony Robinson, mentioned that there are 24 medieval cathedrals in Britain. Being given a number immediately translated into having a new goal: I will visit all 24 of these cathedrals.  Since that time, I've been to one of them (the last on the list), so I'm that much closer to achieving my goal.

The following list is based on what I've been able to glean from different websites (like this one and this one), because I haven't found an "official" list of these medieval cathedrals.  A few of them have remarkable features, upon which I shall indeed remark.  

23 More-or-Less Medieval Cathedrals of England (I Guess the 24 Either Counts Westminster Abbey, Which Was a Cathedral for 10 Years, or the St Paul's that Burned in the London Fire of 1666)
Bath
Canterbury: Canterbury Cathedral is the site of the murder and consequent shrine of St Thomas à Becket.  Because of this, it's the place to which Chaucer and the pilgrims are traveling in "The Canterbury Tales."  It's also where the Black Prince is buried.
Carlisle
Chelmsford 
Chichester
Christ Church Oxford
Durham: The Venerable Bede is buried here.
Ely 
Exeter 
Gloucester 
Hereford: The cathedral is home to the Hereford Mappamundi, the best extant example of medieval English cartography.
Lichfield 
Lincoln 
Norwich
Peterborough: Catherine of Aragon is buried in the churchyard.
Rochester 
Salisbury: Home to an original (1215) copy of the Magna Carta.
Southwark: Shakespeare attended services at this cathedral, which now has a memorial to him and a special service each year on his birthday.  John Harvard, who would later found a college in Massachusetts, was baptized here.
St Albans
Wells: Wells Cathedral features scissor arches, and according to my cursory Google search, it may be the only place in the whole wide world with Gothic scissor arches.  Furthermore, Hot Fuzz was filmed in Wells, director Edgar Wright's hometown, and the cathedral towers were painted out of many scenes.
Winchester: Jane Austen is buried here.
Worcester 
York

(In regards to the title of the list, Westminster Abbey currently isn't a cathedral [bishop's seat].  There is a Westminster Cathedral in London, but it was built in the 19th century, and who cares about the 19th century.)
 
Related Sites But Also Not Technically Cathedrals 
Battle Abbey: Founded by William the Conqueror in 1070 on the site of the Battle of Hastings.
Fountains Abbey: The gorgeous ruins of a monastery in Yorkshire, once again brought low by the Dissolution of the Monasteries, Henry VIII's plundering and sale of Catholic sites during the English Reformation.  I could get quite upset with Henry if I thought about the Dissolution too much; same goes for Cromwell after the Civil War.

Wish List III

Time for the biennial wish list update!  Instead of listing places alphabetically, this time we're going to do it by country.

* UNESCO World Heritage Sites
# new places

AUSTRALIA

AUSTRIA 
Hainburg an der Donau# 
Marchegg

BELGIUM 
Bruges*#

CANADA 
Banff National Park#
Calgary Stampede#
L'Anse aux Meadows*
Montréal 
Nova Scotia
Prince Edward Island
Québec City*#
Queen Charlotte Islands 
Vancouver

CHILE 
Valparaíso*

CROATIA 
Plitvice Lakes*#

EGYPT
Giza*

FINLAND 
Suomenlinna*#

FRANCE 
Annecy# 
Avignon*#
Basilica of Saint Denis# 
Bayeux Tapestry
Brittany
Carcassonne*
Chartres Cathedral*#
Dordogne River Valley
Mont Saint Michel* 
Normandy
Provins*# 
Rouen#  
Strasbourg

GERMANY 
Aachen Cathedral*# 
Wittenberg in 2017

GREECE

ICELAND

INDIA 
Shimla*

ISRAEL 
Jerusalem*

JAMAICA 

KENYA 

the NETHERLANDS

NEW ZEALAND

NORWAY 
Bergen#
Borgund Stave Church#
Urnes Stave Church*#
Viking Ship Museum#

POLAND 
Częstochowa#
Malbork Castle*

RUSSIA 
Lake Baikal*#
Siberia

SPAIN 
Ávila*#
Santiago de Compostela*
Toledo*# 
walk at least 100 kilometers of the Santiago pilgrimage route*#

SWITZERLAND 
Lucerne#

SYRIA 
Krak des Chevaliers*

TURKEY 
Istanbul*#

UK 
all the medieval cathedrals in England which I shall discuss in a separate post 
Battle Abbey and Hastings battlefield# 
Berwick-upon-Tweed#
Cambridge#
Canterbury* 
Channel Islands#
Cornwall#
Forest of Dean# 
Fountains Abbey# 
Greenwich*#
Hadrian's Wall*# 
Iona 
Isle of Skye#
Lindisfarne
Oxford#
Stonehenge*
walk the pilgrimage route from London to Canterbury Cathedral
Wearmouth-Jarrow twin monastery# 

USA 
Alaska
Aspen# 
Badlands National Park 
Bethany Beach
Denali National Park 
drive Route 66 between Chicago and Los Angeles 
Dry Tortugas National Park 
Everglades National Park*
Florida Keys
Hawaii 
Louisiana 
Minnesota
Mount Rushmore 
Santa Fe 
Sitka 
St. Augustine 
Texas 
Vermont 
Wyoming
Yellowstone National Park*

INTERNATIONAL/MULTI-NATIONAL 
aurora borealis
bears
fjords 
glaciers
midnight sun 
Niagara Falls 
polar bears
Rocky Mountains 
Victoria Falls* 
zebras

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Watch This Video, Part II

Look at how beautiful Slovakia is!  Well done, whoever made this ad.