Monday, January 23, 2017
Flashback: Highlights of the June 2016 Cross-Country Journey
Driving across America feels like trying to figure out what a song is when it's just barely loud enough to hear.
Here are some completely subjective favorites from the westward trip in June. For the record, I have not been offered any compensation to promote any of these places. You'll notice that this route included a swing through southern Canada. Fortunately, the customs agent at the Niagara Falls border was apparently unconcerned that we were driving a sedan stuffed full of people and luggage.
Best dinner: Tucker's Better Buffet in Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Maybe it's because I was tired and hungry, but I was impressed by this restaurant. The buffet, which I recall as being a reasonable price, had a wide variety of choices. I particularly remember that there were pierogies, and maple butter to go with the rolls. Though we came in somewhat late, the staff was welcoming, and the buffet still well-stocked and tidy.
Best snack break: Tim Hortons in Wyoming, ON
Our selection of donuts was satisfying, especially the fact that there were at least two maple varieties (and not just "round" or "long"). But the thing I wish I could have again is the Creamy Maple Chill, a sweet, delicious not-quite-milkshake. It's to my benefit that I don't live closer to a Timmy's, lest I drink myself to death on Creamy Maple Chills.
Best regional fast food: Runzas in Nebraska
A runza is a roll stuffed with seasoned ground beef and cabbage, to which other fillings, like cheese, may be added. After seeing a few signs, we stopped on the "What is that?" principle. The combination of bread, meat and cabbage make it an extremely Midwesty food--which is in no way a slight.
Best breakfast: The Egg and I in Clifton, CO
Kind of a gimme, because most of our breakfasts were continental-style, provided by the hotel, and unremarkable. I think I had biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs, but the important thing was that I had a kale cooler that was actually rather tasty.
Best part of the Celestial Seasonings factory tour: the Mint Room
Before the free factory tour begins you can try as many different kinds of tea as you want, and as you exit through the gift shop you can buy it. (My new pick is Coconut Thai Chai.) While the whole tour smells good, by far the most aromatic part is the Mint Room, where bales of crushed mint leaves are stacked; they must be kept apart from the rest of the ingredients, lest the mint scent overpower that of less pungent herbs. You can smell the Mint Room even before the industrial door is rolled up, but that's nothing compared to stepping inside, where the scent is so strong that your eyes water. Though I'm sure some people might find it overwhelming, to me the power of the mint was almost cleansing.
Most informative fast food restaurant I've ever been in: Burger King in the Navajo Nation (Kayenta, Arizona)
There are huge swathes of American desert seemingly without human inhabitants, and on the edge of one of these is a Burger King. Unlike other BKs, though, this one had educational value. On the way to the bathrooms is a framed display showing native plants and the dye colors they produce, and in the dining room there is a much larger space dedicated to the story of the Navajo Code Talkers, whose service and culture were instrumental in World War II. When you think about it, it's a brilliant place to display the information; whereas many travelers wouldn't necessarily stop at a visitors' center or small museum, they would be more likely to stop for burgers, especially in the absence of other food options, and boom! information where and when you least expect it. Well played, Burger King franchisee Richard Mike.
Coolest natural phenomenon: a tie between Niagara Falls and Monument Valley in Arizona
The difference between neighborhoods on the American side and the attractions on the Canadian side of the falls is striking. I was reminded of those arcades and restaurants and hotels when we drove through downtown Myrtle Beach in December. All of the parking we saw on the Canadian side was hideously expensive, though luckily we had stopped back up the gorge a bit before we crossed over. Even just driving by, the falls are amazing.
And the same country that has a seeming overabundance of water has this on its other end.
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Newport
- To drive to Newport you have to cross the Claiborne Pell Bridge, which costs $4 for passenger cars (or $2 per axle for larger vehicles).
- There is public parking at the transportation/visitors' center, not far from the historic sites; parking is free from November 1 through April 30 (happily, the day I went).
On a more positive note, my favorite epitaph described the ingenious Captain Pollipus Hammond and his charitable, prudent, virtuous wife Sarah. Would that I could be all of those things.
I also found made my way to Touro Park. Just as last time, there is no sign by the stone tower, though at the museum at Washington Square they now claim the stone tower was part of a mill built by Benedict Arnold, ancestor of the famous one. I'd rather believe it was built by Vikings.
I just wanted to include a picture of this house because it is HUGE for a colonial home. Obviously the section at the back was an addition, but still: it makes sense that John Banister, for whom it was built in 1751, was a merchant but also a privateer and smuggler.
*I thought it odd that someone so famous was buried in a plot that prominently featured another family's name. It turns out that Perry was originally buried in New York and was later moved to Newport. One of his sons-in-law, August Belmont, was fairly rich and could afford a big monument. He's also the namesake of the Belmont Stakes. ↩
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
The Most Ancient Towne
Thank you, public television!
When I traced how I found out about a recent destination, the source was a program aired on Connecticut Public Television sometime late last year. I somewhat flippantly thought to myself, 'Thanks, PBS!' but then I considered that "Rick Steves Europe," not to mention "Doc Martin" and all of the thousand British crime shows we watch, air only on PBS stations. So, in all sincerity, thank you, public television. And if you're in a position to do so, please support your local station(s) so they can keep providing educational, informational, entertaining content.
I heard about Wethersfield, Connecticut, because of its cemetery. My aunts saw a program about it in the fall or winter and visited in December, sending me a few photos of graves there. With the weather finally nice, I decided to drive down on a Sunday afternoon. I invited the aunts to meet me there, and they agreed, though I showed up earlier for two reasons: it's a shorter drive for me, since the town is not far at all from Hartford, and I wanted ample time to explore the cemetery without having to worry about them waiting for me.
At least it looked solid and respectable, compared to the cabins they had passed. Two and a half stories it stood, gracefully proportioned, with leaded glass windows and clapboards weathered to a silvery gray.
I didn't do much reading-up before I went, but I'm glad I at least looked at the Historic Wethersfield website, because it clued me in to an important thing. On Broad Street, near the cemetery and a block or two from Main Street, there is a house called the Buttolph-Williams House. It looks fairly unremarkable, just three stories of dark-weathered wood and a few windows, but it was the inspiration for the family home in Elizabeth George Speare's The Witch of Blackbird Pond. It's been so long since I read it that I hadn't realized that the book was set in colonial Wethersfield, so it was fun to go see the town and those buildings and homes that likely would have been around at the time Kit lived there. (This write-up was delayed by the fact that it was harder than it ought to have been to procure a copy of the book to see how Kit described the town.)
The long rows of onions looked endless, their sharp green shoots already half hidden by encroaching weeds.
Considered one of Connecticut's very first towns, Wethersfield was also the home to Silas Deane, a diplomat during the Revolution, and Washington and Rochambeau met up there to plan the battle of Yorktown (which did not happen at the Yorktown in New York, as we thought, but at the one in Virginia). With all of this history and culture, it's no surprise that the town's emblem is a red onion. Apparently the Wethersfield red was for many years an integral part of the local economy.
The town also has the Grand High DMV of Connecticut (a.k.a. the department's state headquarters). It is very much the most stately DMV building I've ever seen.
As promised, the cemetery had a bunch of colonial graves. It was also interesting to see the newer markers near some graves noting in which wars the deceased had fought, because they were not limited to the Revolution; they included the War of 1812, the Civil War, and such lesser-known conflicts as Queen Anne's War and King George War, parts of larger European conflicts carried out in their colonies. Other somewhat unusual bits of note: the grave of a Mr. Boyssou de Monplaisir of Guadaloupe, the names Salmon North and Zechariah Bunce, and the number of skulls that look like concerned lightbulbs.
It's fun to drive or walk around the historic neighborhoods and admire the 18th- and 19th-century houses. Though this bed and breakfast isn't that historic, it is really beautiful. Wethersfield was quaint and perfect for a pleasant Sunday afternoon out.
Saturday, April 23, 2016
Gravestone Onomastics
Recently I decided that a fun project would be to create a list of all of the legible names from tombstones that I've photographed around here. I actually made a spreadsheet listing surname, maiden name, given name(s), honorific or rank, spouse's name, parents' names, year of death, age at death, and the cemetery and state; the dates were to note when the name would have been given. Then I didn't know what to do with my spreadsheet, and while it may not be completely on-topic here, it's the best place I have to put it.
There are 466 individuals from graves in 11 cemeteries: Wethersfield (Connecticut; to be written up in the near future), South Hadley, Old Hadley, Amherst, Maplewood in Springfield, Calvary in Holyoke, East Parish Burying Ground in Newton, and Copp's Hill, King's Chapel, Granary and Central Burying Grounds in Boston.
This list is not at all comprehensive; it's only based on what I could decipher while embiggening on my photos (though I was kind of shocked at how detailed some of them were, even when zoomed in). I did not set any strict cut-off dates, so these date from about 1630 to about 1920--all 11 of the Winthrops, spanning almost three centuries, are on the same stone--though the majority are from the 18th century. I also listed every spelling variant separately. Of course "Abigail" and "Abigaile" are basically the same, as are "Lowel" and "Lowell," but if the point is to make an amateur study of the names, those variants can be noteworthy. The names are given in descending order of frequency.
Female Given Names | Male Given Names | Surnames |
---|---|---|
Mary (34) | John (30) | Smith (13) |
Elizabeth (19) | Samuel (25) | Warner (12) |
Sarah (18) | William (17) | Winthrop (11) |
Abigail (12) | Thomas (13) | Griswold (10) |
Hannah (7) | Joseph (12) | Buck (8) |
Rebecca (7) | Jonathan (9) | Cook (8) |
Anne (6) | James (8) | Montague (8) |
Ann (5) | David (6) | Day (7) |
Lydia (5) | Benjamin (5) | Stillman (7) |
Ruth (5) | Edward (5) | Wolcott (7) |
Eunice (4) | Isaac (5) | Dickinson (6) |
Rebekah (4) | Ebenezer (4) | Fuller (6) |
Anna (3) | George (4) | Green (6) |
Elisabeth (3) | Josiah (4) | Beadle (5) |
Huldah (3) | Moses (4) | Deming (5) |
Jerusha (3) | Stephen (4) | Hanmer (5) |
Martha (3) | Elisha (3) | May (5) |
Mehetable (3) | Enos (3) | Parker (5) |
Deliverance (2) | Henry (3) | Ward (5) |
Eliza (2) | Timothy (3) | Williams (5) |
Harriet (2) | Adam (2) | Bernard (4) |
Lucy (2) | Daniel (2) | Blin (4) |
Miriam (2) | Eleazer (2) | Goodman (4) |
Polly (2) | Elias (2) | Goodrich (4) |
Prudence (2) | Francis (2) | Moody (4) |
Sally (2) | Joshua (2) | Nash (4) |
Susannah (2) | Michael (2) | Porter (4) |
Abiah | Nathan (2) | Robbins (4) |
Abigaile | Peter (2) | Wells (4) |
Annah | Robert (2) | Woodhouse (4) |
Azubah | Seth (2) | Wright (4) |
Barbara | Aaron | Chapin (3) |
Betsy | Abraham | Crane (3) |
Beulah | Alvin | Dix (3) |
Billisent | Ansell | Hale (3) |
Bridget | Ashbel | Hall (3) |
Caroline | Boyssou | Hammond (3) |
Catherine | Caleb | Hide (3) |
Charlotte | Charles | Judd (3) |
Chloe | Chow | Skinner (3) |
Deborah | Christopher | Stoddard (3) |
Desire | Crafts | Treat (3) |
Dorcas | Crispus | Welles (3) |
Editha | Elihu | White (3) |
Elizebeth | Elijah | Woodbridge (3) |
Emily | Eliphas | Alvord (2) |
Esther | Ephraim | Ayres (2) |
Experience | Ephriam | Ballard (2) |
Grace | Fitz John | Belding (2) |
Hopestill | Hezekiah | Bingham (2) |
Jean | Hiram | Bordman (2) |
Jemima | Humphrey | Bryant (2) |
Johana | Jabez | Butler (2) |
Johanah | Jacob | Chester (2) |
Julia | Jahleel | Clap (2) |
Katherine | Joel | Copp (2) |
Kezia | Jotham | Drew (2) |
Lucretia | Lemuel | Fox (2) |
Mabel | Leonard | Francis (2) |
Marcy | Levi | Franklin (2) |
Margaret | Loomis | Harkness (2) |
Maria | Lorenze | Harrison (2) |
Meriam | Lowell | Holland (2) |
Naomi | Luke | Hopkins (2) |
Olive | Martin | Lewis (2) |
Patience | Mathew | Lowell (2) |
Phebey | Matthew | Merritt (2) |
Rachel | Nathanael | Mitchell (2) |
Roxa | Parsons | Moodey (2) |
Sabra | Patrick | Mountague (2) |
Seferanna | Paul | Murdock (2) |
Susanna | Philip | Parkman (2) |
Tamesin | Prince | Peirce (2) |
Thankful | Robart | Pitman (2) |
Thankfull | Roger | Preston (2) |
Ruggles | Russell (2) | |
Salmon | Sampson (2) | |
Solomon | Scoot (2) | |
Sylvanus | Standish (2) | |
Thadeus | Trowbridge (2) | |
Wait Still | Varney (2) | |
Walter | Willes (2) | |
Zechariah | Winsor (2) | |
Woodward (2) | ||
Worthylake (2) | ||
Adams | ||
Archer | ||
Armstrong | ||
Arnold | ||
Attucks | ||
Balston | ||
Barns | ||
Blake | ||
Boltwood | ||
Boyes | ||
Brewster | ||
Brown | ||
Bulkley | ||
Bunce | ||
Burrough | ||
Bush | ||
Buttolph | ||
Byles | ||
Caldwell | ||
Carr | ||
Cheevers | ||
Cheney | ||
Church | ||
Clark | ||
Cogswell | ||
Crouch | ||
Cutler | ||
Davis | ||
Dawes | ||
Demery | ||
de Monplaisir | ||
Dolbeare | ||
Doubelde | ||
Downe | ||
Dwyt | ||
Dyar | ||
Dyke | ||
Eastbrook | ||
Eaton | ||
Ellis | ||
Elliott | ||
Eustis | ||
Fosdick | ||
Foster | ||
Frances | ||
Gardner | ||
Garrett | ||
Gibbs | ||
Giles | ||
Gillburt | ||
Gladding | ||
Gleason | ||
Goodwin | ||
Gray | ||
Greenough | ||
Greenwood | ||
Griswould | ||
Hammatt | ||
Hancock | ||
Harris | ||
Harvey | ||
Hedge | ||
Hollowell | ||
Holmes | ||
Holms | ||
Hubbard | ||
Hunt | ||
Hurd | ||
Hurlbut | ||
Indicott | ||
Jackson | ||
Johnson | ||
Kellogg | ||
Kilborn | ||
Kingsbury | ||
Knock | ||
Knowles | ||
Labbe | ||
Lamson | ||
Lancelott | ||
Latimer | ||
Lee | ||
Leonard | ||
Long | ||
Loring | ||
Loud | ||
Lowed | ||
Lowel | ||
MacCarty | ||
Malcom | ||
Man | ||
Manderien | ||
Marion | ||
Marsh | ||
Mather | ||
Maverick | ||
Maxwell | ||
McKean | ||
Newman | ||
Nickols | ||
North | ||
Otis | ||
Page | ||
Pain | ||
Park | ||
Parsons | ||
Pearce | ||
Phillips | ||
Pigeon | ||
Raynolds | ||
Revere | ||
Rice | ||
Richardson | ||
Ridgaway | ||
Ridgway | ||
Riley | ||
Rogers | ||
Rowlandson | ||
Sanborn | ||
Sanders | ||
Scollay | ||
Seymour | ||
Shannon | ||
Shaw | ||
Simpson | ||
Snider | ||
Sprague | ||
Spring | ||
Staples | ||
Sterling | ||
Swan | ||
Tapping | ||
Truesdell | ||
Tryon | ||
Tyler | ||
Viburt | ||
Voeax | ||
Wakefield | ||
Waterman | ||
Waters | ||
Watts | ||
Webb | ||
Wheat | ||
Whitney | ||
Wickam | ||
Will | ||
Winchester | ||
Wiswall | ||
Wiswel | ||
Wollcott | ||
Woster | ||
Young |
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Almost Like Home

Stepping into the store was like being in Europe again. For those unfamiliar with the chain, it's a discount grocery store based in Germany; I'd heard of it before, but today was my first visit. Compared to American supermarkets the store feels spartan. There aren't multiple brands crowding shelves, just the store brand. There are also some items imported from Germany, from chocolate to wursts. It reminded me of Lidl, another German chain whose Brezno location we visited on occasion. This Aldi didn't have the bread-slicing machine that I loved using at Lidl, or the carrot juice selection that H availed herself of, but it had frozen schnitzel, and spaetzle, and a seemingly random selection of home goods. It was even set up in a similar fashion, with refrigerator cases along the back wall and those home goods in the middle aisle, toward the back. Though I didn't use a cart, I noticed that they even had the anti-theft system common in Europe. It all felt very familiar.

Sunday, April 10, 2016
Quabbin Gate 40
The town was named after a legislator, Francis Dana. Mom asked if he was related to Richard Henry Dana, of Two Years Before the Mast and Dana Point fame, and while I scoffed, she was right to suggest it, as Francis was Richard Henry's grandfather.
Walking to and through the old town was eerier than I expected. This was a site not destroyed by war, or depopulated because of epidemic or massacre; it was just bureaucratically "disincorporated." If any of the former causes had led to its abandonment, one might expect to find the atmosphere sad. While I wouldn't call Dana sad, it was quiet, and felt a little empty. I don't think the place is haunted, but I would be entirely unsurprised to hear that someone else thought it was.
The common. The school and town hall were to the left and the hotel to the right; across the green would have been the church, stores, and a few homes. In the middle stood the World War I memorial. |
They want you to believe this was a cellar, but this is some kind of wolf pit or something. Yes, there used to be wolves in Mass, and yes, I watched "Ladyhawke" last night. |
The foundation of the school. |
Nature taking back a road. |
Artist whose "Very Best of" album I got 80% of the way through on the drive there: Jethro Tull.
Artists to whose works I could have referred in this post and did not: U2, Shel Silverstein, Eddie Izzard.
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Murtaugh in Montréal
The interior of the chapel is decorated relatively sedately and was certainly the brightest of any of the churches I saw that day. The vault was wood, painted in pastel hues, and I was amused to see that hanging from the ceiling were lamps in the form of small ships. Despite the fact that it was Saturday, there seemed to be a small school group there, with a docent giving a talk. That's something I would like to do, I think, though I might have a problem if I thought the kids were being disrespectful. Still, I think it would be satisfying to work in a beautiful, historic church.
I did basically no shopping on my trip, but I did wander into a store in the old town that sold Inuit art. Though there was some jewelry and a whole room of fur coats and accessories, as well as fur rugs, most of what was for sale was sculpture. Most of the sculptures were of animals, my favorite of which were the dancing bears. They're just so joyful.
I wandered around on my own long enough that I was there when the next free tour in English started, so I figured I'd stay for that. "Tour" was a bit of a misnomer, as the group merely sat in a few pews and listened while our guide spoke, but the wedding about to happen in the chapel at the back might have curtailed our group's ability to move around. Or maybe the tours are just talks after all. Whatever the case, Julie, our guide, pointed out some things that I'd noticed and some that I hadn't known, and some that were a combination of the two. For example, the stained glass windows along the walls depict not Biblical stories nor saints' lives but scenes from the history of Montréal, which I had noticed; but I didn't realize that those windows can be opened, an uncommon feature. I also didn't realize that the vault and even the columns were made of wood. That's part of the reason why the windows open: the wooden construction is warmer than stone, which is more pleasant in the winter than in the summer. Julie also told us about a number of hockey players who were married in the basilica, a bit about the pipe organ, and that one of the towers holds ten bells while the other only holds one, named Jean-Baptiste. Cast in London and weighing 11 tons, Jean-Baptiste is so big that when it was still being rung its vibrations were damaging the tower. It is no longer rung, only struck on special occasions. The ten-bell carillon is still used.

My trip didn't turn out anywhere near how I thought it would, and I know now that things have changed and will have to change the next time I travel anywhere farther than a few hours away. I can't say I'm pleased with or prepared for this turn of events, and that discovering these seemingly new limitations hasn't put me off the idea of traveling somewhat. I hope in time that feeling will fade, and I'll soon be eager to go again, but right now I don't feel sure that will happen. I'll be here if it does, though.